It’s time to reveal our top holiday jams – covid edition (because truly, isn’t everything framed differently this year? Last year Jan’s list was packed with classics while Matt’s included the quirky Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses. The wait is over, let’s see what’s on their lists this year…
Jan’s Top 3:
1. Twenty-One Pilots
Level of Concern – Stay at Home Version
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iz0GLSFdfR5sTX50JEzwn#_=_
Level of Concern – Original version
2. Queen + Adam Lambert
3. Live Lounge Allstars – Times Like These
#SING4LIFE – Bono, will.i.am, Jennifer Hudson, Yoshiki
SPOTIFY Playlist – The Sound of Virus
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iz0GLSFdfR5sTX50JEzwn#_=_
40 Songs about the Coronavirus Pandemic
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/05/04/arts/40-songs-about-coronavirus-pandemic/
Matt’s Top 3:
1. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)
All right you Chipmunks!
Ready to sing your song?
I’ll say we are!
Yeah!
Let’s sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
Okay!
Okay, Alvin?
Alvin?
Alvin!
Okay!
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We’ve been good, but we can’t last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Simon.
Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
Ah
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin.
Alvin.
Alvin!
Okay
Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
Very good, boys
Lets sing it again!
Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, that’s enough, lets not overdo it
What do you mean overdo it?
We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
Why can’t we sing it again?
Alvin, cut that out
Theodore, just a minute.
Simon will you cut that out? Boys
2. The Hanukkah Song
Okay
This is a song that uhh
There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh
Not too many Chanukah songs
So uhh
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs
Here we go!
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Hanukkah
So much funukkah
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is
The Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights!
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!
You don’t need “Deck the Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock”
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Hanukkah
O.J. Simpson: not a Jew
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish – not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he’s not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
Its time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-kkah
If you really, really wanna-kkha
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah
Happy Hanukkah!
3. Welcome Christmas
Welcome Christmas come this way
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
Welcome, welcome dahoo damus
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas bring your cheer
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome all Whos far and near
Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus
Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus
Christmas day will always be
Just so long as we have we
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas bring your light
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus
Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus
Welcome Christmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome welcome Christmas day
Welcome, welcome Christmas day
What a difference a year can make! Check out last year’s list:
Our Favorite Holiday Jams – 2019
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